I am not a girl who likes pink. My brain is full of nostalgic popculture bullshit. Since I'm an iconoclast and an antihero, anything big and popular in the last 10 years sucks on principle. My cat is my boyfriend. I like driving barefoot, no less than 45 MPH. I believe in Olive Fingers, reading in the bathtub, and having a ridiculously strong internet presence. Oh, and filling out 'about me' boxes.
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And I think he doesn’t pay attention

B: Can I see that (laptop) for a second so I can look up something? 

Me: NO! I AM VERY BUSY. 

B: No, you’re not. You’re not playing the Sims. You’re either looking at Facebook, lurking someone, or you’re on Read-It (Reddit). 

ME: Shut up. *Sheepish* Okay. Here. 

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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flowingthrough:

modelingschool:

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGFFFUCK


Lmao

flowingthrough:

modelingschool:

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGFFFUCK

Lmao

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foie:

my ride is here

foie:

my ride is here

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If someone were to die at the age of 63 after a lifelong battle with MS or Sickle Cell, we’d all say they were a “fighter” or an “inspiration.” But when someone dies after a lifelong battle with severe mental illness and drug addiction, we say it was a tragedy and tell everyone “don’t be like him, please seek help.” That’s bullshit. Robin Williams sought help his entire life. He saw a psychiatrist. He quit drinking. He went to rehab. He did this for decades. That’s HOW he made it to 63. For some people, 63 is a fucking miracle. I know several people who didn’t make it past 23 and I’d do anything to have 40 more years with them.

relahvant:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

this guy is my hero

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seafolly:

“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

seafolly:

“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

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softgrungecersei:

The bees in Candyman were bred specifically for the movie. They needed to make sure that the bees were only 12 hours old so that they looked like mature bees, but their stinger wouldn’t be powerful enough to do any real damage. Real bees were actually put into Tony Todd’s mouth while they where shooting the climax. His only protection was a mouth guard that kept him from having the bees go down his throat. Virginia Madsen is allergic to bees, so an ambulance was always on set while filming the bee sequence.

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

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cashmerethoughtsss:

2001

a great year

I’m old.

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piratejazzy:

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nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

Except that one. That one can be written.

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burning-young:

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

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jschmel:

jessicaschmelzinger:

Some pages from WNY Craft Beer Magazine

Check out some of the pages from WNY Craft Beer Magazine that I designed and is out now. Go get yo’ self a copy!