I am not a girl who likes pink. My brain is full of nostalgic popculture bullshit. Since I'm an iconoclast and an antihero, anything big and popular in the last 10 years sucks on principle. My cat is my boyfriend. I like driving barefoot, no less than 45 MPH. I believe in Olive Fingers, reading in the bathtub, and having a ridiculously strong internet presence. Oh, and filling out 'about me' boxes.