I am not a girl who likes pink. My brain is full of nostalgic popculture bullshit. Since I'm an iconoclast and an antihero, anything big and popular in the last 10 years sucks on principle. My cat is my boyfriend. I like driving barefoot, no less than 45 MPH. I believe in Olive Fingers, reading in the bathtub, and having a ridiculously strong internet presence. Oh, and filling out 'about me' boxes.
Dude on Reddit's girlfriend made him THE WIRE MONOPOLY. So jealous. If I were the kind of person who made lists of dating criteria I would totally be like “MUST MAKE ME COOL SHIT BASED ON THINGS THAT I DIG” and I'd break up with a dude if he didn't show up on the second date with, like, a Yahtzee game based on my Sidereel tracker and a box of toys for my cat.