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Dude on Reddit's girlfriend made him THE WIRE MONOPOLY. So jealous. If I were the kind of person who made lists of dating criteria I would totally be like “MUST MAKE ME COOL SHIT BASED ON THINGS THAT I DIG” and I'd break up with a dude if he didn't show up on the second date with, like, a Yahtzee game based on my Sidereel tracker and a box of toys for my cat.

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    Beyond jealous!! This should’ve been made already. Dammit HBO and Harsbro!
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